May 18th, 2013 at 12:24AM

LSP

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May 18th, 2013 at 12:08AM

So, since it’s Fetish Friday

nsfweezy:

Send me a fetish and I’ll answer

No | Maybe | I guess | I’d try it | Hell yes | YES GOOD | GOD DAMNIT FUCK ME NOW | 

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May 18th, 2013 at 12:03AM

meladoodle:

do you ever dance by clenching ur buttcheeks to the beat

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May 17th, 2013 at 11:54PM

sfuckingella:

theproudamoeba:

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ok well maybe just that one time

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IT JUST TAKES SO MANY TURNS

I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO BE HORRIFIED BY OR SAD ABOUT OR LAUGHING AT

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May 17th, 2013 at 11:53PM
youknownothingjonsnohohoh: i wrote a poem

youknownothingjonsnohohoh:

i wrote a poem

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May 17th, 2013 at 11:51PM

squidkneee:

i want to kiss you and hug you and hold you and play with your hair and sleep with you and make you laugh and stare at you and play games with you and make you win on purpose and cuddle with you at night and eat breakfast with you and then eat lunch and dinner with you and i wanna listen to music with you and cry with you and go to class with you and dual blog with you and i dont know i just want to do fucking everything with you

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May 17th, 2013 at 1:26PM
Celery is Evil: calvinamerica: anticelery: calvinamerica: anticelery: musiker4: what...

beardedmanj:

calvinamerica:

anticelery:

calvinamerica:

anticelery:

musiker4:

what the hell fucking celery why are you being so difficult

It’s trying to kill you, run away.

celery is a friend to all what is up with you guys

Celery is a friend to no one, why would you defend…

Last week four people were killed in Guam by some renegade celery, firearms were involved. It was a slow and painful death. But you need I just take my word for it because Guam has bad news agencies so you won’t find it reported anywhere.
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May 17th, 2013 at 1:24PM

LIFE HACK

asap-tran:

really-shit:

If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.

fuck

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May 17th, 2013 at 1:22PM

the-yolocaust:

the song “do you like waffles” gives me war flashbacks

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May 17th, 2013 at 1:15PM

greydelisle:

LEGEND has it that certain hard-KORR fans will be getting a treat this summer! Just in the NICK of time!!!!

HHHHhHHhHH

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May 17th, 2013 at 9:35AM

teenmomlonde:

WOW DEFINITELY IN THE MOOD FOR TMI ASKS

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26 notes Source: teenmomlonde #Sure yeah why the hell not
May 17th, 2013 at 12:10AM

So yesterday I completely lost my shit over a product that is sold in spencers
It was a cheetah print snuggie
For a penis and testicles

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May 17th, 2013 at 12:03AM
willzone: Handy. ↑ ¡ ™ If i were you, i would like or reblog this post, because it just changed your life. 

willzone:

Handy.

↑ ¡ ™

If i were you, i would like or reblog this post, because it just changed your life. 

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May 17th, 2013 at 12:02AM
bumblingboot: As per request of my dumb friends here’s my dumb head making a dumb face Like for sts this photo is so cute

bumblingboot:

As per request of my dumb friends here’s my dumb head making a dumb face

Like for sts this photo is so cute

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May 13th, 2013 at 11:32PM
tastefullyoffensive: [diepopular]

tastefullyoffensive:

[diepopular]

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